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ゆっこのギャグ百連発
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Track
02 - Yukko no Gag Hyaku Renpatsu
Song by Yuuko Aioi
Song Info
Romaji Yukko no Gag Hyaku Renpatsu
Duration 4:!1
Lyric Maeyamada Ken'ichi
Composition Maeyamada Ken'ichi
Genre J-Pop, Anime Song
Album Info
Album Nichijou Character Song 5 - Aioi Yukko
Release Aug 10, 2011
Record lantis
Catalog LACM-4838
Navigation (Master List)
Previous song Yukko no Selamat Pagi da yo Jinsei wa
Next song Yukko no Selamat Pagi da yo Jinsei wa (off vocal)


ゆっこのギャグ百連発 (Yukko no Gag Hyaku Renpatsu) is the second character image song for Yuuko Aioi. The song retells episode 8 from the anime where Yuuko tells various jokes to make Mio and Mai laugh, but she is devastated by the fact that none of them succeed.

The translation (with most of the jokes part omitted - since the jokes are puns, most jokes would be lost in translation) was taken from Quill Tail's comment in a Youtube video. The album is the fifth character song released from the anime series Nichijou featuring Yuko Aioi voiced by Mariko Honda. Cover artwork is drawn by Kyoto Animation.

Clip

Yukko no Gag Hyaku Renpatsu

Nichijou Character Song Single - Yukko No Gyagu Hyakurenpatsu04:11

Nichijou Character Song Single - Yukko No Gyagu Hyakurenpatsu



Lyrics

こんな天気のいい日は
テンキーでも買っちゃおうっかなあ
…ええっ!?

磨き上げた ギャグスキル
今こそ 披露するとき
宿題も お勉強も 犠牲にして してきたんだ
腹が よじれたところで 責任なんて もてない
さあ みんな 覚悟してね… いくぜー!!!!

あまりの猛暑に だつもうしょう!
ムカデがムカッデくる!
防空壕で 僕? GO!
谷が喜んだ!! やったに!!
私マスカラ 付けてマスカラ!!
車が来るまで坊や遊ぼうや!!
盲腸になってもう超最悪!
オットセイを崖から落っとせぃ!

坊ちゃんが池にぼっちゃん!
猫がキャッと驚いた!
レンガはやれんが岩ならいーわ!
野口英世の愚痴ひでーよ
中国のハエはちゅごくはえー
ようかん食べる時は、ようかんでな…
お父さんを通さん!
コンドルが地面にめり込んどる

OH!! ノーリアクション!
なんで なんで!?
聞いてますか? 爆笑爆弾
スーパーウルトラグレートデリシャスワンダフル
能面!!

お願い 笑って 笑ってくださいよぉ!
夜なべして 考えてきた 珠玉の 名作
微笑み 下さい ほほえんでください!
これじゃ 私が まるで スベったみたいじゃん!!

今までのことは きっと
はくちゅーむの ひとつでしょ
こんなに おもしろい ギャグ
攻撃力 80000!
皆様 ご清聴ください 強烈なやつ お見舞い
「地理の予習は バっちり!」 …あじゃぱー

コーディネートはこうでねーと!
モンブランの上に変なもんぶら〜ん!
チャイナにいっチャイナ!
下手なシャレはやめなシャレ…。
教授の仕事は今日中に
ウィスキーどのくらうぃ好きー?
この鳥肉、取りにく〜い
ド素人なのにどうしろうと?

トイレに行っといれ
惑星は臭ぇ。木星も臭ぇ。
獣の漬け物
モノレールにもう乗れーる
うめソーダがうめーそーだ。
サバンナでのさばんな!!
「ワイヤーが切れそう!」「わー! 嫌ーっ!」
イクラはいくら

お願い 笑って 笑ってくださいよぉ!
このままじゃ 恥ずかしすぎて ぶらりひとり旅
微笑み 下さい ほほえんでください!
だけど まだ あきらめない
つぎつぎ いきましょー!!

アイスでも食う? あーいいっすねー
カーテンには勝てーん!
塩をかけたらしおれた。
タイヤがパンクして、リ タイヤ
太陽に当たった痛いよー
内蔵がないぞうとは、いわせないぞう
ニューヨークの温泉に入浴
白菜を食べると歯臭い

バイキングでバイキン食う
母が笑った「ハハハハ…。」
北海道のほっカイロ
妖怪にようかい?
薬草を焼くぞー
山があっても山梨県
ふとんが ふっとんだ!!
ぶどうも ふっとんだ!!! ブドォーーーーン

konna tenki noii nichi ha
tenki^ demo kacchi yaoukkanaa
… eetsu !?

migaki age ta gyagusukiru
ima koso hirou surutoki
shukudai mo o benkyou mo gisei nishite shitekitanda
hara ga yojiretatokorode sekinin nante motenai
saa minna kakugo shitene … ikuze ^ !!!!

amarino mousho ni datsumoushou !
mukade ga mukadde kuru !
boukuugou de boku ? GO!
tani ga yorokonda !! yattani !!
watashi masukara duke te masukara !!
kuruma ga kuru made bouya asobo uya !!
mouchou ninattemou chou saiaku !
ottosei wo gake kara otto sei !

bou changa ike nibocchan !
neko ga kyatsu to odoroi ta !
renga hayarenga iwa narai ^ wa !
noguchi hideyo no guchi hide ^ yo
chuugoku no hae hachugokuhae ^
youkan tabe ru toki ha , youkandena …
o tousan wo tousa n !
kondoru ga jimen nimeri kon doru

OH!! no^riakushon !
nande nande !?
kii temasuka ? bakushou bakudan
su^pa^urutoragure^toderishasuwandafuru
noumen !!

o negai waratte waratte kudasaiyoo !
yoru nabeshite kangae tekita shugyoku no meisaku
hohoemi kudasai hohoendekudasai !
koreja watashi ga marude sube ttamitaijan !!

imamade nokotoha kitto
hakuchu ^ muno hitotsudesho
konnani omoshiroi gyagu
kougekiryoku 80000!
minasama go kiyoshi kiku dasai kyouretsu nayatsu o mimai
( chiri no yoshuu ha ba cchiri ! ) … ajapa ^

ko^deine^to hakoudene ^ to !
monburan no ueni henna monbura ~ n !
chaina niitsu chaina !
heta na share hayamena share ….
kyouju no shigoto ha kyoujuu ni
uisuki^ donokuraui suki ^ ?
kono toriniku , tori niku ~ i
do shirouto nanonidoushirouto ?

toire ni itto ire
wakusei ha kusae . mokusei mo kusae .
kemono no tsuke mono
monore^ru nimou nore ^ ru
ume so^da gaume ^ so ^ da .
sabanna denosabanna !!
( waiya^ ga kire sou ! )( wa ^ ! iya ^ tsu ! )
ikura haikura

o negai waratte waratte kudasaiyoo !
konomamaja hazukashi sugite burarihitori tabi
hohoemi kudasai hohoendekudasai !
dakedo mada akiramenai
tsugitsugi ikimasho ^ !!

aisu demo kuu ? a ^ iissune ^
ka^ten niha kate ^ n !
shio wokaketarashioreta .
taiya ga panku shite , ri taiya
taiyou ni ata tta itai yo ^
naizou ganaizoutoha , iwasenaizou
nyu^yo^ku no onsen ni nyuuyoku
hakusai wo tabe ruto ha kusai

baikingu de baikin kuu
haha ga waratta ( hahahaha ….)
hokkaidou nohotsu kairo
youkai niyoukai ?
yakusou wo yaku zo ^
yama gaattemo yamanashiken
futonga futtonda !!
budoumo futtonda !!! budoo^^^^n

The weather is good today,
want to get a number keyboard? (the only translated pun)
Ehh?!?!

The jokes I have been preparing for ages,
now is the time to present them.
I sacrificed my homework and revising time for this,
don't hold me responsible if your stomach hurts from laughing.
All-right, are you prepared then? Here I go!!!

(Puns and puns and more puns which just isn't possible to translate properly)

Oh, no reaction!
Why? Why?
You heard them, right? They were like laughing gas!
Super Ultra Great Delicious Wonderful no expression!!

Please, laugh, just laugh a little.
I spent all night thinking up these gems.
Please smile, please smile.
Otherwise it's as if I justs said a loads of boring stuff...

Everything that just happened,
was just one of my day dreams, right?
Those awesome jokes had 80000 attacking power!
Everyone listen up! I'll begin with a good one!
It's foreseeable indeed, OMG---!!

(Another storm of puns)

Please, laugh, just laugh a little
Otherwise I'm going to so embarrassed,
I'll go wander around by myself...
Please smile, please smile...
But, I have not given up.
Next wave, next wave, it's coming up right now!!

(Endless Puns)


Nichijou Music
Theme
Songs

1stHyadain no Kakakata Kataomoi-CIntro 2ndHyadain no Joujou YuujouIntro 1stZzzOutro 2ndTsubasa wo Kudasai · Kikyuu ni Notte Dokomade mo · My Ballad · Kaijuu no Ballad · Green Green · Yasei no Uma · Ano Subarashii Ai wo Mou Ichidou · Sudachi no Uta · Aogeba Toutoshi · Sora ga Konnani Aoi to wa · Yuuki Hitotsu wo Tomo ni Shite · Let's search for Tomorrow · Tabidachi no Hi niOutro

Character
Image
Songs

Nano Nano no Neji Mawashi Rhapsody · Nano no Neji Mawashi Rhapsody Shinonome Hakase Hakase no Suki Nano Nano · Hakase no Same to Inu Professor Sakamoto Sakamoto-san no Nyaa to Iu to demo Omottaka · Sakamoto-san no Neko Jealousy -san Mio Mio no Kaputte Kaputte Moe Chigire · Yukko wa Hontoni Baka Danaa Naganohara Yūko Yukko no Selamat Pagi da yo Jinsei wa · Yukko no Gag Hyaku Renpatsu Aioi Mai Mai no Namida no Amida Nyorai · Mai no Kakakata Kataomoi-Bon Minakami Kōjirō Sasahara no Kojirou Polka · Sasahara no Sakura Mau Tokisada Sasahara Misato Misato no Gakkou Seikatsu wa Bakuhatsu da!! · Misato no Oshiete Fecchan Weboshii Tachibana Last 5 Annaka no Pyon!Pyon!E!! · Sekiguchi Yuria no Senpai to Igo Soccer Bu · Sakurai-sensei no Dokidoki Seito Shidou · Nakamura Sensei no Kagaku no Nano Moto Ni! · Kouchou no Cho Cho Kouchou Persons Mai Nichijou No Machi · Dai Itoku Myouou no Theme Pace

Other
Songs

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